Mxtar Shollay's Joke Mixtape

Teacher: "Kids,what does the chicken give you?"
Shollay: "Meat!"
Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?"
Shollay: "Bacon!"
Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?"
Shollay: "Homework!"

The teacher asked Shollay, "Why is your cat at school today Shollay?" Shollay replied crying, "Because I heard my daddy tell my mommy, 'I am going to eat that p*ssy once Shollay leaves for school today!'"

Wife: "How would you describe me?" 
Shollay: "ABCDEFGHIJK." 
Wife: "What does that mean?" 
Shollay: "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot." 
Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?" 
Shollay: "I'm just kidding!"

Roses are red. 
Your blood is too. 
You look like a monkey 
And belong in a zoo. 
Do not worry, 
I'll be there too. 
Not in the cage, 
But laughing at you. "Says Shollay"

Shollay's mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother thinks for a few seconds and says, “Well dear, Mommy and Daddy fall in love and get married. One night they go into their bedroom, they kiss and hug, and have sex.” The daughter looks puzzled so the mother continues, “That means the daddy puts his penis in the mommy’s vagina. That’s how you get a baby, honey.” The child seems to comprehend. “Oh, I see, but the other night when I came into your room you had daddy’s penis in your mouth. What do you get when you do that?” “Jewelry, my dear. Jewelry.”

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