Shollay survived being killed by fire

WIFE: Darling why are you home this early

wearing such a long face?

SHOLLAY: Had a terrible day, i

lost all my colleagues today at work.

WIFE: Blood of Jesus! What

happened?

SHOLLAY: There was a fire outbreak down in

the tunnel and everybody died!

WIFE: What a pity! Darling I thank God for

keeping you alive. How did you make it out

my dear?

SHOLLAY: Darling, it was God's work. My

stomach was upsetting me so, I took a break

to ease myself in the toilet.

WIFE: Darling, thank God you

are alive. What would have Happened to us?

I feel so much pity for their families. So bad,

how are they going to survive now?

SHOLLAY: My dear its a pity, but UNITED

NATIONS has decided to give the families of

the deceased $10million each.

WIFE: What?!!!!! Ten million

what? So because of your useless stomach

upset and the foolish

toilet and your refusal to die

with your colleagues.......make me miss that

money?? I beg if you don't want trouble, go

back and die with your colleagues.

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