When I went to school I was taught differently

When I went to school I was taught:  

PUSSY meant a CAT 

SEX meant GENDER 

BITCH was a FEMALE DOG 

DICK was a NAME 

BANG was a SOUND 

RUBBER was an ERASER 

ASS was an ANIMAL 

SCREW was just a TOOL 

HEAD meant a part of BODY 

BALLS meant a round TOY

NUTS meant DRYFRUIT 

69 was just a NUMBER  

And then I came across all you dirty minded folks, and suddenly my education got ruined..

HOW MANY LIKES FOR SHOLLAY!!